It’s tough to beat the original 1991 zen/action/heist movie starring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves (when he wasn’t so sad). What do you think of this remake?

This 2015 Point Break remake has extreme parachuting! Extreme snowboarding! Extreme mountain climbing! Extreme dialogue! And a little bit of surfing. (Outdoors all the time? Use these sunscreens). The movie is like Vince Diesel’s xXx crunched with Luc Besson’s deleted scenes and written by, erm, Luc Besson. (If you’re planning a Point Break 2 beach party, here’s what you should wear). #PointBreak

It’s acted by Edgar Ramirez and Luke Bracey (nope, never heard of them either). It’s not gonna cheer Keanu up, and Patrick Swayze? Man is definitely turning in his grave.

Heres The New Trailer Of The Point Break Remake Nobody Asked For 1

Oh, and it’s in 3D.

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