Like Brangelina and Kimye, fashion has pairings that are so wrong, they work. And just when you think flatforms and mandals are the new normal in your fashion vocabulary, designers are mashing up more types of footwear into one-of-a-kind hybrids this season.

In this gallery slideshow, Imran Jalal rolls out the looks and imagines the terms that they could possibly go by. Have a better idea? Share your suggestions for them in our comments section below.